After a great deal of decision and almost after buying a cranky looking cat, I have decided that I cannot possibly own a pet. In essence, I’m a selfish, non-committing-to-any-relationship sod who likes to live alone and pick up at a moments notice and piss off into the wild blue yonder without considering if the cat/dog/ferret/antelope has been fed or wonders where I am. So there. I am pathetic. I admit it. I am, however, considering investing in a sock puppet as a pet….just worried about the commitment issues with it…
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