I wonder if Sleeping beauty ever woke up and looked at herself in the mirror and thought “Jeez, talk about the walking dead…”Did the prince ever wonder that? You know, considering he probably would have married her on the whole Sleeping ‘beauty’ name thing?
What was Sleeping Beauty’s real name and did she get pissed off being called Sleeping Beauty all the time?
Did she get sick of birds following her?
Were any of those birds called Wayne or Cheryl?
Did she and Prince Charming, if that was indeed his name, have kids?
What happened to the wicked witch? I’d like to know. Now, she was interesting.
I often wonder if Sleeping Beauty got fat and let herself go after marrying the prince.
Were there ever any overweight fairy tale heroines? If not – why not?
Would the Prince have shagged the local wenches like most princes do?
How much does fairytale royalty pay to shut up an ex-lover or do they just give them a poisoned apple?
Hmmm…
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