I swear all the men in the office were in stupidity, can’t-tell-my-elbow-from-my-arse mode. Among the mannnnnnny stupid things they said and done today – they being ‘men’ - one told me another man could do something so much faster than me to get it done and what was my problem? After my best death stare which made him wince because his balls were shrinking by the second under that stare, I pointed out that women like to do things properly and maybe slower but they get more satisfaction out of skill and technique than rapidly throwing something together and then asking ‘was that good for you?’ He shut up after that. Then another one who had clearly lost his mind used the ladies loos. Oh no fucking way. Not on my watch. So he had to be told in no uncertain terms that men stink and mess things up and that women, delicate, freaking creatures like myself, cannot ever allow them to use our loos. I swear, we woman are bloody Trojans to put up with them sometimes. I had to stop and buy ‘The Killer’ wine on the way home to chill out. Men. Lovely, tasty but sometimes….I swear...
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9/30/11
Get back Loretta....
I swear all the men in the office were in stupidity, can’t-tell-my-elbow-from-my-arse mode. Among the mannnnnnny stupid things they said and done today – they being ‘men’ - one told me another man could do something so much faster than me to get it done and what was my problem? After my best death stare which made him wince because his balls were shrinking by the second under that stare, I pointed out that women like to do things properly and maybe slower but they get more satisfaction out of skill and technique than rapidly throwing something together and then asking ‘was that good for you?’ He shut up after that. Then another one who had clearly lost his mind used the ladies loos. Oh no fucking way. Not on my watch. So he had to be told in no uncertain terms that men stink and mess things up and that women, delicate, freaking creatures like myself, cannot ever allow them to use our loos. I swear, we woman are bloody Trojans to put up with them sometimes. I had to stop and buy ‘The Killer’ wine on the way home to chill out. Men. Lovely, tasty but sometimes….I swear...
3/17/11
Finally a computer setting I understand....
Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book
10/6/10
A real man...
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that.......never mind...
Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book
Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book
9/17/10
My Queendom for a vase….
The bush orchids are out. They have the most amazing smell – exotic, strong and heavenly. They perfume the whole house. Only problem is I've packed all my vases so I’m making do with other stuff. ‘Looks like no wine for me tonight…unless I drink it out if a coffee mug….hmmm…Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book
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