Dear Amarinda this is your biorhythm for Friday, June 29th:Today your intellectual level is 8%: if you can, put off big decisions. Your physical level is 0%: it is advisable to avoid muscular effort. Your emotional level is 71%: you will be objective and balanced in judgments!Every morning I get my biorhythm(groovy man) and horoscope sent to me. I like to keep in touch with the cosmos as it tells me important things like whether that mistake I thought I hid yesterday will be found out or whether I should be all economical and make a healthy lunch to take for work or blow the money on hot beer battered chips (French fries for non-Aussies) So, as you can see, my biorhythm is very important. What it tells me today is: -
Your intellectual level is 8%: - that mistake is going to be found and I will come up with some half arsed lie that in all likelihood will not work so I will have to rely on my devastating charm to save my arse and I have a lot of arse to save.
Your physical level is 0%: - perfect I did not want to exercise anyway as its too bloody cold.
Your emotional level is 71%: So - beer battered chips for lunch it is – excellent. The extra calories will not be my fault as the cosmos is telling me to do it.
Dear Amarinda this is your horoscope for Friday, June 29th: Scorpio,There will be good mutual understanding with your partner: today you’ll decide to have a vacation together. In the job sphere, don't let yourself be influenced by other people’s opinions; you know what you have to do. Tip: don't be ungrateful towards those who want to help you.
Translation for Scorpios:-
mutual understanding with your partner –code for he must agree with me or I will make his life hell when we go grocery shopping tonight and we can’t afford a vacation so we will wander down the balmy aisles of the supermarket.
don't let yourself be influenced by other people’s opinions; you know what you have to do – code for ignore everyone and continue writing your book.
don't be ungrateful towards those who want to help you – code for let everyone else do the work while you sit and write your book – however remember to thank everyone at the end of the day before you skid out the door.
It’s not my fault…the cosmos is making me do it.
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Go ahead: Live with abandon. Be outrageous at any age. What are you saving your best self for?
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